#206 - My Heart Will Go On

Song - My Heart Will Go On
Artist - Celine Dion

I remember going to see Titanic, I think I must have been in middle school, and actually being afraid I was going to cry. People made it seem like there would be uncontrollable sobbing coming from the entire theater, and at that age anything you do in public is embarrassing. What if I snort while I'm crying? What if I have a huge snot bubble come out of my nose? These are the thoughts of a middle schooler. Mostly I think I just had to pee really bad by the end and was hoping the damn thing would sink already.